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venuselectrificata:

my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its basically never used…

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

torridgristle:

A transparent little grey cat.

torridgristle:

A transparent little grey cat.

thranduart:

"Bitch, I’m fabulous"

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

C I R C L E T S  (x)

You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
Anonymous

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

strangeparkings:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

jeannepompadour:

1765 Robe à la française

jeannepompadour:

1765 Robe à la française

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious